How do you know you have a toddler in your home?

Good question which we have several answers to! Here is a short list of proof that there is indeed a toddler living among us:

     - Safety locks on most of the cabinetry

     - By just looking at your child's clothing, face, hair or hands you can tell exactly what they
      have eaten.

     - Gate at top of stairway

     - Words that we hear ALL day long: ball, Daddy, Mama, bye bye, book, oh no & uh oh

     - EVERYTHING needs to be taste tested

Again, everything!!!


       - Clothing changes sometimes several times a day due to massive amounts of drooling  
       
         - Daily trips, falls, bumps ,bruises and ouchies

         - Cheerios, yogurt bites and goldfish can be found in pretty much any cushion, his high
           chair and especially in the carseat.
     
          - Toys and tupperware containers scattered ALL over our first floor
     
          - There is an invisible magnet between fingers, mouth and nostrils for a large portion of
           the day
       
          - Helmets worn indoors would defintely be helpful as throwing of all sorts of objects is
           of great fun for Micah
       
          - When at home with just Tim and I Micah talks and babbles incessantly but then of
           course whenever someone new is around he is dead silent.

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